New Movie!!!

As you may know, my famous book The Great Gatsby is being turned into a movie! It's being made into a Dramedy which I'm not particularly happy about, but whatever. Here's the cast list:

Playing Nick Carraway: Paul Rudd

Jay Gatsby: Owen Wilson

Daisy Buchanan: Cameron Diaz

Tom Buchanan: Will Arnett 

Jordan Baker: Natalie Portman 

Mr. Wilson: Billy Bob Thornton

Myrtle Wilson: Catherine Keener